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Razzmatazz13 · 10-30-2007, 03:33 AM

For anyone who hasn't met Chocolatl yet, you're missing out. She's super neat!

Anyways, we were in gabbly the other night, discussing how me and her (Razzberry an Chocolate) would make an awesome desert. The result of that conversation is...

The Delectable Duo!

Driving in their separate cars along a hot sunny stretch of highway, two unsuspecting young women suddenly find themselves in the grips of a horrible accident. A tractor-trailer containing some of the worlds most delicious treats (along with some radioactive waste of course) swerves to miss hitting an angry, petty driver with road rage in front of him, and overturns! The contents of the truck spill out like a tidal wave of dark chocolate and glow-in-the-dark fruit filling down across the boiling road surface, and coat everything in a mess of artificial sweeteners, corn syrup, and red dye #37. As the dust settles we see our two heroines standing proud above it all. Coated from head to toe in Sugary Sweet Personalities and Confectionary Compassion they are now forever known as THE DELECTABLE DUO.

*begin theme music*

10-30-2007, 03:33 AM	#21
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	For anyone who hasn't met Chocolatl yet, you're missing out. She's super neat! Anyways, we were in gabbly the other night, discussing how me and her (Razzberry an Chocolate) would make an awesome desert. The result of that conversation is... The Delectable Duo! Driving in their separate cars along a hot sunny stretch of highway, two unsuspecting young women suddenly find themselves in the grips of a horrible accident. A tractor-trailer containing some of the worlds most delicious treats (along with some radioactive waste of course) swerves to miss hitting an angry, petty driver with road rage in front of him, and overturns! The contents of the truck spill out like a tidal wave of dark chocolate and glow-in-the-dark fruit filling down across the boiling road surface, and coat everything in a mess of artificial sweeteners, corn syrup, and red dye #37. As the dust settles we see our two heroines standing proud above it all. Coated from head to toe in Sugary Sweet Personalities and Confectionary Compassion they are now forever known as THE DELECTABLE DUO. begin theme music __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas