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i would be the cheesesmith
with the ability to turn myself into the most appetizing piece of cheese in a single hour, give or take depending on the ripeness i wish to achieve.... leaving the helpless villain unawares to the superiority he/she is about to unwillingly ingest causing gradually growing abdominal pains and chronic gas for at least one week..
the cheesesmith: passively chewing at the nations evil intestines since nineteen diggety five
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