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Old 11-05-2007, 09:38 AM   #1
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Originally Posted by Granola Goddess View Post
"Barking Spiders"

My hubby says that everytime he farts.

Obviously I married him for his humour.
Works also for burps. More effective if one slams one's hand onto the nearest wall and then blames the "Barking Spider."
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