I thought UT's hair joke was well played......
Hey....I think you're hot. You are like one of those divas that don't even need hair to look awesome.....Sorry you feel terrible. Would you like a photo of my butt? It's funny. It's like ageing cottage cheese in the fridge. But for some reason you can't quit looking at it...like a train-wreck. Ok I won't do that to ya. Hopefully they are giving you enough drugs so that you might forget the mental image of my arse. Anal Amnesia......Or maybe enough drugs that you cannot read this and get the mental image in the first place.
But, hopefully you won't forget that you are a cellarite....and log on...and keep us in the loop.
Hey when you get to feeling better you can punch me or make me dress funny at work or something. I'll give you a free-bri.

No really- you can pm me and I'll make a fool of myself and document it...Then you can laugh at me. Just make sure it doesn't involve my death or something.