I've had this problem before, and I'm happy to report it can be remedied in a few easy steps. Here's what you do:
1. Break into your neighbors house around 4:00am or when you know they're asleep.
2. Stand at the foot of their bed and in your loudest voice let out your best howl.
3. When your neighbor awakens kindly ask "how the fuck do you like it jerkoff?" and go home.
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