Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Elspode would be stranded on a desert island with 5 puritanical Christian women - who he didn't even find attractive!
LabRat would get motion sickness every time she ran
Wolf would suddenly find she was living in an enclave of the city that banned handgums and withcraft
Brianna would find she couldn't read (sorry, couldn't bring myself to say "go blind") or be eaten by an alligator
Dana would fall passionately in love with a member of the BNP
RK would find he was suddenly unable to speak without engaging his emotions

oh i could go on... but it's making me feel a bit queasy eing being Satan