Sometimes, you have a moneymaking hobby. And sometimes, the actual demand for your creations significantly underperforms your desire and ability to create them.
So if there just aren't enough LARPers out there willing to shell out $500 for your custom-made suits of armor, well, you downsize.
First, for your own pets...
And then for the rest of your backyard denizens.
Only $60 for a battle-ready squirrel! (Squirrel not included.) The rest of this gent's work can be seen
here.