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Originally Posted by Brianna
Oh, hell...I'd put Niklai up except I'm bald and prone to puking and that just ain't sexy. sigh. I'll never have sex again. Well, maybe an ugly man would do me. Someone really ugly though---like that Fred guy who was gonna run for Pres.
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Pish tosh. Just consider that the shallow fuck portion of your life is done with, and you are now ready to begin screwing only men who have some goddamn substance about them.