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Crimson Ghost · 04-06-2008, 12:02 AM

Let me be the first to start the jokes -

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Is there any truth to the rumor that the pall-bearers were wearing ape costumes?

Or that his gravestone was purchased by the makers of Soilent Green™?

Was there a statue of Rosalind Cash stand at graveside, wearing a white afro wig, staring off into the distance?

Is it true that Michael Moore attempted to attend the service, and was asked to leave? And is it true that Mr. Moore paced back and forth outside, waiting for someone to come out and answer his questions?

04-06-2008, 12:02 AM	#2
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Let me be the first to start the jokes - ============================= Is there any truth to the rumor that the pall-bearers were wearing ape costumes? Or that his gravestone was purchased by the makers of Soilent Green™? Was there a statue of Rosalind Cash stand at graveside, wearing a white afro wig, staring off into the distance? Is it true that Michael Moore attempted to attend the service, and was asked to leave? And is it true that Mr. Moore paced back and forth outside, waiting for someone to come out and answer his questions? __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years