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Man walks into the drugstore. Obviously embarrassed, he approaches the woman behind the pharmacy counter.
He says, “I, um, I’m going on a date tonight, and, ah… I need some...”
He’s rescued by the pharmacist. She says, “And you need some protection, right?”
“Yes!, thank you.”
“Small, medium or large?”
“Ah, medium?”
“Ok, that will be $2.35, including tax.”
“TACKS?! I thought these things stayed on by themselves!”
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Be Just and Fear Not.
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