[BrianR]

> A father watched his young daughter playing in the
> garden. He smiled as He reflected on how sweet and
> pure his little girl was. Tears formed in His eyes
> as he thought about her seeing the wonders.
> Suddenly she just Stopped and stared at the ground.
> He went over to her to see what work Of God had
> captured her attention. He noticed she was looking
> at two Spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are those two
> spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her
> father replied. 'What do you call the spider on
> top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her
> father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy
> Longlegs?' the little girl asked. As his heart
> soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
> question he Replied 'No dear. Both of them are
> Daddy Longlegs.' The little girl, looking a little
> puzzled, thought for a moment, then Took her foot
> and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not
> having any Of that broke-back mountain s**t in our
> garden!'