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MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD"
>
> "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
>
> "Yes. What can I do for you?"
>
> "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
> marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside

> them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
>
> "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>
> The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
> search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust
open
> every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and
> leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
>
> "Hey Virgil! This here's Floyd...Did the Sheriff come?"
>
> "Yeah!"
>
>
> "Did they chop your firewood?"
>
> "Yep!"
>
>
> "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
>
>
> (Rednecks know how to git-'ER-dun).