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"OK look. I have here the original bill of rental for the vehicle, and on the list of dings and dents most certainly does not include a crushed roof with an elephant's footprint on it."
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"Editor? Yes thanks for taking that, uh, certain special paragraph out of my story. Yes, in retrospect the bit about the penis doesn't really improve the piece. I know, we don't want to shock the safari tourists. I understand the couple has been given free dry-cleaning by the hotel."
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