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Originally Posted by monster
I think he's about to "Fuel" the car. What's the capacity of the tank in those things?
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About 45 liters - a little under 12 gallons - going by several online auctions of ca. 1980 VW Golf models. A single squeeze of the ... ahem ... fuel pump, when properly stimulated, would yield only about 40 milliliters of seminal fluid. Check here
si-pddr.si.edu/dspace/bitstream/10088/318/1/Hildebrandt2000.pdf . So, you'd have to 'give this guy a hand' about 11,250 times before you've filled her up. And that's assuming his seminal vesicles (the glands that produce the fluids) are working overtime to keep up.
As far as recipe ideas go: shark fin soup anyone?
