Worst pizza I ever had was in Kharkov, Ukraine. We were on tour, and our local production manager took the band to a place called "America Pizza."
It was a pre-made grocery store type crust, stiff as a board, with ketchup, honest to god ketchup as the sauce. There were a few strands of cheese, so few that you could actually see them individually melted into the ketchup. The only other topping? Cabbage.
There was also a free-standing cabbage bar in the corner, in case you wanted to try other kinds of cabbage on your "America Pizza."
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