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Ewwwwwwwwwwww!
Okay. Not humour in my opinion. I may be wrong.
Received on a customer's text tonight. Makes no sense as far as I am concerned and therefore is not funny:
A man walks into a shop and puts a bomb down on the counter.
He shouts, "You've got one minute to get out!"
From the back, the tortoise calls, "You bastard!"
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