Thread: Tip of the Day
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Old 06-03-2008, 10:40 AM   #1
SteveDallas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost View Post
When a new parent whips out a photo of their kid, do not say -

"Hey look! A monkey riding a tricycle!"
Corollary: Do not ask a woman "When's the baby due?" unless you are 100% certain she's pregnant.
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