well heck then
Pull the army out, send in the RIAA!
"In other news today, the Taliban army has been sued for vicarious infringement of human rights by allowing terrorists to operate from within it's borders. The Taliban argue that no such activity takes place, that all operations are legal. The RIAA states that in random samplings of Taliban activity, 99% of activity was terrorist in nature.
In anticipation of the demise of the army, Taliban fringe group activity has risen dramatically recently...."
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