[footfootfoot]

BIP needs some reality checked slipped into her breakfast cereal. H Mackerel.

We couldn't get the inch to wash hands we tried explaining to him thathe could get sick if he didn't wash his hands after using the toilet. (I am sure we mentioned pooping) Eventually we found out that interpreted the talk to mean He shouldn't touch his penis or he would get sick. Discovered that after he nearly flipped out on me when I was taking a leak, almost like that line from time bandits: "Dad! Don't touch it; it's EVIL!"

He is now no longer afraid to touch his "special purpose" but he also isn't too keen on hand washing.

But what's irritating me today is just a lot of stuff.