[Sundae]

I bought a jade frog at an outdoor event at the beginning of May.
The lady told me it was lucky and that it attracted money (well it worked for you, I thought, you're already up on the deal).

Since then I have won a £10 voucher, £55 on the lottery, got a free night out in the West End (musicals! food! booze!) and am potentially going to be on a TV show with one of my heroes.

And I did a fart that sounded like a frog the other day (which made me laugh so hard I nearly followed through).

So my belief in small ornamental luck tokens is now restored.
The Jade Frog, Great Sage and Equal of Heaven (sorry Monkey) is looking down on me with his pop-eyes and smiling the smile of the fly-replete. Thank you your croakiness.