Someone stole my lunch!
My Stouffer's mac n cheese was in the microwave all heated up. But I didn't do it! Who was it? (looks around)
I waited around for about 15 minutes trying to catch whoever in our building was the culprit, but they didn't show. So finally, I just took it. and ate it.
'Twas mine, after all.
Filthy lunch thieves!
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