First of all, why 27
.3 yards of floss? Why not 27 yards? Or 28? WTF?
Secondly, I admit to skipping a few pages of this amazingly lengthy thread (proof that bacon is manna from heaven!), so please accept my apologies if these have been posted already:

Bacon flavored jelly beans

Bacon air freshener
Also, go
here to read about bacon flavored cotton candy. Now, I love bacon as much as the next guy, but ... ewww.
And finally,
the ultimate answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything!