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Two little boys are in Auschwitz.
One walks into the shower and finds the other rubbing his erect penis vigorously with a bar of soap.
"Hey, what are you doing?" he asks.
The other little boy replies "I'm fucking your mother!"
True story.
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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so begged their dad for the clue.
"Well" the father said, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it.... it's a fucking asshole!”
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Two guys are walking down 5th Ave.
One is dragging his left foot, while the other is dragging his right foot.
The first guy looks at the second guy, says "Landmine, Viet Nam, '69."
The other guy says "Dogshit, half a block ago, 10 minutes ago."
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.
I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.
 
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
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