Smoke
Standing outside on a smoke break in a designated area, some lady driving by stops her car and rolls down her window to yell at me:
Lady:
"You shouldn't be smoking here, it stinks up the place!"
Me:
"Is that an electric car?"
Lady: (annoyed that I seem to be changing the subject)
"No!"
Me:
"Then shut up."
Lady drives off with pissed-off look.
GOD, that felt good! I almost needed another cigarette after that! lol!!!
I hate smoke crusaders.
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