[classicman]

The Jewish Board of Directors

Berkowitz, Cohen and Good were all close friends since childhood.
They decided they wanted to go into business together.

Berkowitz says: "OK! I'll invest $100,000."

Cohen says that he'll put in $200,000.

Good says: "All right, I'll put in $1000."

Cohen says, "If I'm putting in $200,000, I'll be the President and
CEO of the corporation. You Berkowitz, for your $100,000, you can be
Vice President and CFO, and Good, for your $1000, you will be our
Sexual Adviser."

Puzzled, Good asks Cohen, "What is a Sexual Adviser?"

Cohen replies, "When we want your fucking advice, we'll ask for it."