If we're talking about songs that breed fear and loathing, I vote for "Afternoon Delight." It flooded the airwaves when it first came out, and everytime I heard it, I switched to the classical music station. Nothing like a little Vivaldi to calm the nerves.
Oh, and for you young 'uns, here's a sample of the lyrics:
Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
A little afternoon delight.