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Old 09-14-2008, 12:36 PM   #50
Cicero
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce View Post
But, but, but, rather than burning them, which destroys Polar bear habitat, there are alternatives.
Shred them into your mulch pile and poop on them to accelerate the breakdown.
Or pile them in the attic/basement, because they make wonderful habitat for silverfish and a bunch of different molds.
Slower, but maybe more satisfying, is lining the birdcage, a page or two at a time.

Be creative... and kind to Al Gore.
In the heat of the moment I forgot about Al Gore?!? Golly. Oh jeez...Now I feel terrible about the whole thing. Thank you Bruce, this is an excellent point!!

Having the heat off and going down to the art studio to make a fire to stay warm, by way of burning Heidegger, is not earth friendly. Noted. :p lol!
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