There is a joke about a couple who have separate bedrooms (English, I think, FWIW) and the wife is giving a tour of her house to a guest. She points out her own bedroom and down the hall she points out her husband's room. Perplexed, the guest asks "So you sleep in separate rooms? How does that affect your love life?"
"Well,if my husband wants to have sex he just knocks at my door."
"But suppose you want to have sex?"
"Then I go to his room and ask 'Did you just knock?'"
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