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1. How does one 'Jarf', mon.
Blow them off. "He Jarfed me" is synonymous with "He stood me up" or "He was a no show."
2. How often do you change your sheets?
'bout once a month or so.
3. Does Pat really have 2 penises?
How else can you keep two women happy?
4. Does the left brain know that love is fleeting?
The left brain has determined that love is irrelevant.
5. What color is the number 2?
Ice cold blue.
6. Go back in time and kill one person in the cradle. who?
Ted Kazinsky
7. crimson or clover?
clover
8. Where's the beef?
Texas
9. ketchup or mustard on your hotdog?
Mustard
10. Which of the previous questions is the only one that really matters?
The color of the number 2.
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