[monster]

1. How does one 'Jarf', mon.
By surprise


2. How often do you change your sheets?
change = buy new or change = wash? Was top management responsible for this nebulous question?


3. Does Pat really have 2 penises?
no.


4. Does the left brain know that love is fleeting?
no. But does the fleeting brain know that love left?


5. What color is the number 2?
black. it's all black.


6. Go back in time and kill one person in the cradle. who?
Fred West. but I couldn't kill him in the cradle. much as I'm not a baby person, I couldn't. I'd get him right before that first abduction.


7. crimson or clover?
Crimson, of course

8. Where's the beef?
behind the curtains


9. ketchup or mustard on your hotdog?
ketchup


10. Which of the previous questions is the only one that really matters
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