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1. How does one 'Jarf', mon.
Well, most young men discover this activity early in life, usually in the shower.
2. How often do you change your sheets?
I don't. The Wife changes them.
3. Does Pat really have 2 penises?
Yes, in a jar of formaldehyde.
4. Does the left brain know that love is fleeting?
Yes, but it won't forward the mail.
5. What color is the number 2?
Brown. Any other color means a trip to the hospital.
6. Go back in time and kill one person in the cradle. who?
The maker of the cradle, thereby creating a causality loop.
7. crimson or clover?
Crimson, of course!
8. Where's the beef?
In the gap.
9. ketchup or mustard on your hotdog?
I prefer hamburgers.
10. Which of the previous questions is the only one that really matters?
Trick question. Lemmy IS God.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.
I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.
 
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
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