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1. How does one 'Jarf', mon.
....The term is derived from a Frenchism ("mon jarf") in the English language meaning "my buddy f**ker."
2. How often do you change your sheets?
.....I don't give a sheet.
3. Does Pat really have 2 penises?
.....Send in the clones.
4. Does the left brain know that love is fleeting?
.....When it's on Chateau Fleet Street.
5. What color is the number 2?
.....I'm color blind.
6. Go back in time and kill one person in the cradle. who?
....Of course, who else?
7. crimson or clover?
.....4 leaf.
8. Where's the beef?
.....Cowabunga!
9. ketchup or mustard on your hotdog?
.....Old Yeller.
10. Which of the previous questions is the only one that really matters?
.....The one that was never asked.
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