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Originally Posted by ZenGum
But if the hookers can't dress as hookers, how are horny men supposed to tell which is which?
"Pardon, Ma'am, are you a whore?"
SLAP
"Pardon, Ma'am, are you a whore?"
SLAP
"Pardon, Ma'am, are you a whore?"
"Why, yes I am. What do you fancy?"
You can kiss a nun once. You can kiss a nun twice. But you must never get into the habit!
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I can just see it with my luck...."Pardon me Ma'am, are you a nun?" :SLAP:.
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