[ZenGum]

How would this conversation work?

Oh my god, did you hear about what happened in (city not too close but not too far away)??

No, what?

Well, there was this hairdresser, right...

Like us?

Yep, just like us. Any way, she was good. Really good.

Like me, right?

Yeah, you're good, true. But anyway, terrible thing, one night when she was just going home from work, and she was getting into her car, some guy attacked her!

Holy crap! What did he do?

Well, he grabbed her hand and pulled it into the door frame and slammed the door, and broke all her fingers.

Oh my god, no! That's terrible!

Yeah, the poor lass, she won't be able to work for ages, and she'll never be as good.

My God, who did it?

They have no idea, but apparently the cops think it was someone paid to do it.

Hell, why did they do it?

No idea. No one knows. She didn't have any problems or enemies or anything. Might even have been the wrong person or something.

Hell, that's horrible.

Yeah, terrible.

[Long silence]