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Absentee Voter:
Standard gin martini, garnished with 2 psilocybin mushrooms on a toothpick; only served during the first fifteen minutes of bar opening.
One of these and you've gotten your drinking done for the night, and you're gone and can effectively forget about it.
Swing Voter:
shot of gin
shot of vermouth
in separate shotglasses of equal size
What you really need is a combination, since both are foul on their own. But there's only room in the glass for one.
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