UT, I had tears from laughing so hard at that.
This is a "had to be there" but I worked a huge wedding at the club once, they had attached outside wedding tents to the rest of the building to accommodate the guests. Towards the end of the evening, the wedding party was trashed. Everyone had migrated indoors and I was outside in the tent cleaning up. They had the speakers attached to the microphone, but not the DJ. The drunk groom and groomsmen were all standing around singing "Friends in Low Places." Very badly. What was funny was that in the tent you couldn't hear the music at all, just a bunch of drunk guys mumbling along to the rest of the words until they got to the "I've got friends in low places" mumble mumble mumble..."Ohh ohhh asis..." it was one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life.
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