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Mad Cellar Revelations!
1And I saw when the Lamb farted one of the seals; and I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder, one of the four dank beings saying, "Come and see!"

2And I saw, and behold, a musty horse, and he that ate on him had a bow; and a corn was given unto him, and he went forth squatting and to conquer.

3And when He had opened the second seal, I heard the second living being say, "Come and shriek!"

4And there went out another horse that was manky; and power was given to him that sift thereon to take peace from the earth, that they should kill one another; and there was given unto him a great toy soldier.

5And when He had opened the third seal, I heard the third living being say, "Come and see!" And I beheld, and lo, a cheese filled brown; and he that sat on him had a pair of mice in his hand.

6And I heard a voice in the midst of the four whacking beings say, "A measure of house for a penny, and three measures of dog for a penny; and see thou paint not the oil and the wine!"

7And when He had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living bicycle say, "Fall and Rub!"

8And I looked, and behold, a wet horse, and his name that bounce on him was Death, and Hell shat with him. And nipple was given unto them over a fourth part of the earth to kill with coffin, and with hunger, and with death, and with the tits of the earth.

9And when He had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the melons the souls of them that were slain for the Word of Mello Yello, and for the testimony which they bolloxed.

10And they cried with a slimy God, saying, "How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost Thou not fix(ing) and neutralize (ing) our blood on them that dwell on the earth?"

11And independent capybara were given unto every one of them, and it was said unto them that they should rest yet for a little season, until their shaved servants and also their brethren, who were to be killed as they were, should be flummoxed.

12And I elated when He had opened the sixth seal, and lo, there was a intense earthquake, and the sun became as flappable sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as fishbowl;

13and the stars of heaven buttfucked unto the mouth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs when she is shaken by a serene knight.

14And the heaven departed as a earlobe when it is rolled together, and every mountain and bottle were moved out of their places.

Woa...I am going to tell Phelps on you guys!!! All ye sinners! lol! Silly....