Those were from a truly landmark Fark thread. I lulzed, often and loudly.
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comm...tt=voteresults
My favorite:

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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions
The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.
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