Okay, so I think I have this figured out. Sam will get to be the maid. Since she has to clean up after everyone, she gets her own apartment in the basement. (She gets her own bathroom, living room, bdrm and kitchen! Yay!) We have two counches, so Shawnee gets one and Cicero gets the other. Shawnee, the cigs and diet coke are already on hand, so just be sure to leave me some, too. Cic, you are the furniture maker and sales dept. Shawnee, you are the raw material handler. The ATV will serve as a logger, with its chopping attachment (if they can have tiller attachments, surely they can have chopping attachments?) I am the CEO of the outfit and mac_tire will be my personal slave....I mean....assistant.