1. How many people do you know named Claudia?
One! She dated my cousin in middle school and I haven't liked any of his girlfriends since.
2. Can you touch your toes?
Yep!
3. Which sport do you play most often?
"wait to see how long it takes me to write the paper before I break down and do it"a-thon, very specialized sport, that one
4. How long since you opened a fortune cookie?
Last month, chinese with my aunt, mom, and other cousin
5. Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option)
Never is ALWAYS an option. 
6. Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air?
No, I missed it by seconds as I changed classes
7. Do you find Family Guy funny?
Sometimes yes, sometimes no...more no than yes recently
8. What is your favorite color?
Currently I'd say minty green, but it changes all the time
9. Do you have a passport?
No, I've neve been outside the country (because canada doesn't really count)
10. What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!)
Nekkid! I haven't gotten dressed yet 
11. What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought?
I got a little backpack to carry my pants around the last time I went to Knoebols (I wore pants and shorts that day, so once it got hot out, I took the jeans off and didn't want to carry them)