How many people do you know named Claudia? One, mom's friend from HS
Can you touch your toes? Yes
Which sport do you play most often? Basketball
How long since you opened a fortune cookie? A year?
Should beer be drunk from a bottle, can, glass, keg, or direct from the pub tap? (Never is not an option) A bottle, a can, a glass, a keg, the pub tap, or off the floor
\Did you see the second plane hit the WTC live on air? Yes
Do you find Family Guy funny? Yes
What is your favorite color? Green
Do you have a passport? No
What color are your underpants today? (if not wearing any, color = nekkid!) White
What was the most recent holiday souvenir you bought? Probably some pumpkin kind of thing?
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
--Bill Cosby
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