[Pie]

• Yo mama so fat, she authorized a $700 billion bailout of Dairy Queen.
• Yo mama so fat, she thinks the G8 is a Value Meal.
• Yo mama so fat, her other biography is called "The Audacity of Hardee's"
• Yo mama so fat, the only Supreme Court verdict she wants to overturn is HomeTown Buffet v. Yo Mama.
• Yo mama so fat, she thinks sub-prime is a steak cut.
• Yo mama so fat, McCain refers to her as "Those Ones."
• Your mama so fat, when they asked which menus she reads, she said "You know, all of 'em."
• Yo mama so ugly, Obama said "You can put lipstick on a pig and it would look a lot like yo mama on dollar margarita night."
• Yo mama so fat ACORN registered her to vote *three* times.
• Yo mama so fat Russia can see her from *their* house.
• Yo mama such a ho, the tab for the federal bailout plan is "700 billion dollars, plus fifty cents to have sex with yo mama."