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Originally Posted by My name is mud
A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, "How much?" He doesn't hear her correctly and says "Come again?" She giggles and says "No... it's just mustard this time."
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I liked that joke better when the blond was still Monica Lewinsky
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