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I was just shown a place for 850.00 a month, without a fridge or stove in it, and he wouldn't move the price down to 750.00. It's a damned studio apartment....Without the obvious neccessities. Who rents an apartment and comes with their fridge,stove, countertop and cabinets? Oh, no washer/dryer but wifi. So I can be dirty and not be able to make food, but have internet, so it's all ok.....Hey at least he would allow my doggy. Not many places like that. Maybe I could just eat dog food........He lives in France, so he came here to buy a cheap house, and doesn't know 850 is too much to pay for an efficiency with no fridge, no stove, no cabinets, but one sink. Hey it has a shower tho'. Wow. Is that a shower? Coool. It's a shower, and a toilet.

He likes the idea of having me as a tenant because I'm single. That pisses me off, but he likes it.