12-05-2008, 09:56 PM
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#6279
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
Posts: 936
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OMFG
I was perusing profiles on a dating website (bookofmatches.com) and came across this guy WHO WANTS TO FIND A WIFE:
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FRANK9127
Buena Park , California
Looks: Above average
Body: Large but shapely
Scorpio
Caucasian
Male
55 years of age
191 lbs - 200 lbs
5'9 - 5'10
Single
Doesn't Smoke/Doesn't Drink
Retired Military/Security
Long Term
My typical day:
Feed the fish in the morning, eat some oats, take a shower, get dressed, ride a bike to work, have fun at work with the people I work with. Leave work come home clean up a bit get ready for the next day. Take a shower put on diaper and plastic pants, just for relaxing effect and comfort.
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