We had crappy roads this weekend.
It is currently a mix of snow and sleet up where I live, but nothing here.
I want a blizzard. I want an ice storm freaking blizzard from hell with high winds and huge drifts.
This school closes MUCH more readily than where I used to work.

It might have been last year my old school finally closed (hardly ever does) and while it was too crappy to get to work my car found the grocery and the beer. Those were good times. Sigh...