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Yznhymr · 12-23-2008, 12:23 AM

Talking Clock

After a hard night's drinking in their local bar, a man brings his friends back to his new apartment.
He shows them the Kitchen, Bathroom and Living room and finally, the Bedroom.
Whilst in the Bedroom, he points to a massive gong in the corner and says to his friends:
"That's my talking clock in the corner there",
One of his friends replies "That's not a clock, it's a gong!"
Upon hearing this, he says "Oh yeah? Watch this!" and picks up a mallet by his bed and whacks the gong as hard as he can.
The noise is deafening, ear-shatteringly loud.
His friend says "I don't get it, how's that a talking clock?"
To which he replies "Just wait for it."
Seconds later, they hear furious banging on the wall, followed by "SHUT THE FUCK UP! IT'S 3 0'CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!!"

12-23-2008, 12:23 AM	#1
Yznhymr the crowd goes wild! Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 663	Talking Clock After a hard night's drinking in their local bar, a man brings his friends back to his new apartment. He shows them the Kitchen, Bathroom and Living room and finally, the Bedroom. Whilst in the Bedroom, he points to a massive gong in the corner and says to his friends: "That's my talking clock in the corner there", One of his friends replies "That's not a clock, it's a gong!" Upon hearing this, he says "Oh yeah? Watch this!" and picks up a mallet by his bed and whacks the gong as hard as he can. The noise is deafening, ear-shatteringly loud. His friend says "I don't get it, how's that a talking clock?" To which he replies "Just wait for it." Seconds later, they hear furious banging on the wall, followed by "SHUT THE FUCK UP! IT'S 3 0'CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!!" __________________ "The pride system tends to intensify the self-hate against which it is supposed to be a defense, since any failure to live up to one's tyrannical shoulds or of the world to honor one's claims leads to feelings of worthlessness." Bernard J. Paris, Ph.D.