You know, if you're celibate, then you know you aren't going to have hot sex.
If you at least *try*, you might win the big prize.
And for the record, unless you've bumped uglies with a crazy person, even bad sex is still better than *no* sex.
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog
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