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Old 01-22-2009, 06:15 PM   #18
Elspode
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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You know, if you're celibate, then you know you aren't going to have hot sex.

If you at least *try*, you might win the big prize.

And for the record, unless you've bumped uglies with a crazy person, even bad sex is still better than *no* sex.
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