Maryland Motor Vehicle Administration.
If you read their site literally, there's
no way for a foreign-born U.S. citizen to obtain a MD driver's license.
- If you are a citizen, you must present your birth certificate from one of the 50 states, or failing that, a letter from the office of vital statistics in your state of birth that certifies that no record of you birth exists. Birth certificates from outside the US are not accepted.
- If you are not a citizen, you can supply your passport.
I guess I'm SOL, then.

Fuckers.