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Originally Posted by lumberjim
my former assistant had a nephew that was a good supply of hilarity. He's the same age as spencer (just turned 5) and one day his dad gave him a dollar bill. Anthony looks up at him and says,"thanks,dad, but could I have 100 dollars?" His dad says,"Anthony, what are you going to do with a hundred dollars?"
Anthony says," Dad, what am I going to do with ONE dollar?!"
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My daughter's Kindergarten class just recently celebrated their 100th day of school. One of the things they did was discuss what they would do with $100.
me, very interested in her answer: "so, what did you say?"
she: "I would buy a guinea pig, and then a puppy. Then if I had at one dollar left, I would give it to the poor" (she is fixated on "the poor" lately)
me, slightly proud of her for thinking of that: "Oh, that's really thoughtful. But why only a dollar?"
she: "Well, what can you buy with only
one dollar these days??"
me:
